Dr. Perry Cox – Character Quotes

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Dr. Perry Cox

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John C. McGinley

— See, this stuff has become so mundane to me that I've created a character who's terrified about going back to prison. And through him, I hope to feel, once again, the old rush.
— You carry on.
— Good. 'Cause I can't go back there, man. Not after what they did to Johnny. Oh, Johnny. He was the best. I wish you'd known him. Those guards worked him over good. They shanked him with a shiv. And they shivved him with a shank. Over a pack of smokes. Johnny, you were too beautiful for this world, man.

- See, this stuff has become so mundane to me that I've created a character who's terrified about going back to prison. And through him, I hope to feel, once again, the old rush.
- You carry on.
- Good. 'Cause I can't go back there, man. Not after what they did to Johnny. Oh, Johnny. He was the best. I wish you'd known him. Those guards worked him over good. They shanked him with a shiv. And they shivved him with a shank. Over a pack of smokes. Johnny, you were too beautiful for this world, man.

- See, this stuff has become so mundane to me that I've created a character who's terrified about going back to prison. And through him, I hope to feel, once again, the old rush.
- You carry on.
- Good. 'Cause I can't go back there, man. Not after what they did to Johnny. Oh, Johnny. He was the best. I wish you'd known him. Those guards worked him over good. They shanked him with a shiv. And they shivved him with a shank. Over a pack of smokes. Johnny, you were too beautiful for this world, man.

The Janitor (Glenn Matthews)

— How'd you end up with a bornagain Christian sister?
— I don't know. Maybe the TV was broken one day and she picked up the Bible and found it to be just a darn good read. Or maybe it had something to do with our mother's ability to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room. What do you think, Newbie?
— Probably the room to room thing.

- How'd you end up with a bornagain Christian sister?
- I don't know. Maybe the TV was broken one day and she picked up the Bible and found it to be just a darn good read. Or maybe it had something to do with our mother's ability to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room. What do you think, Newbie?
- Probably the room to room thing.

- How'd you end up with a bornagain Christian sister?
- I don't know. Maybe the TV was broken one day and she picked up the Bible and found it to be just a darn good read. Or maybe it had something to do with our mother's ability to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room. What do you think, Newbie?
- Probably the room to room thing.

Sarcastic Quotes

Fathers And Sons

I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you? I'm onto you, Big Man.

I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you? I'm onto you, Big Man.

I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you? I'm onto you, Big Man.

Sarcastic Quotes

— But earlier, Dr Kelso was telling us that...
— I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth, unless it's: «My God. I'm dying. I'm moving towards the light. Wait, there's been a mistake. This is hell. Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo. That's weird».

- But earlier, Dr Kelso was telling us that...
- I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth, unless it's: «My God. I'm dying. I'm moving towards the light. Wait, there's been a mistake. This is hell. Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo. That's weird».

- But earlier, Dr Kelso was telling us that...
- I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth, unless it's: «My God. I'm dying. I'm moving towards the light. Wait, there's been a mistake. This is hell. Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo. That's weird».

Dr. Elliot Reid

What do you say, you wanna trade your big problems for mine?

What do you say, you wanna trade your big problems for mine?

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Problems, Troubles, Issues

You don't understand what you've done. My ex-wife is gonna hold this over my head for so long that I doubt I'll ever see the sun again. And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful.

You don't understand what you've done. My ex-wife is gonna hold this over my head for so long that I doubt I'll ever see the sun again. And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful.

You don't understand what you've done. My ex-wife is gonna hold this over my head for so long that I doubt I'll ever see the sun again. And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful.

Women so don't get me. It's not even funny.

Women so don't get me. It's not even funny.

Women so don't get me. It's not even funny.

Sarcastic Quotes

— I got two minutes left on my break, how long is this surgery gonna take?
— Carla, cut the guy some slack. Surgery is not as easy as it looks. I mean, he's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery... Panic, collapse into a ball of tears in the corner,
and after all that he's gotta go wash up... Check the board, and find out who he'll be killing after lunch. It's... a grind.

- I got two minutes left on my break, how long is this surgery gonna take?
- Carla, cut the guy some slack. Surgery is not as easy as it looks. I mean, he's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery... Panic, collapse into a ball of tears in the corner,
and after all that he's gotta go wash up... Check the board, and find out who he'll be killing after lunch. It's... a grind.

Don't look her in the eyes, Newbie. She'll steal your soul.

Don't look her in the eyes, Newbie. She'll steal your soul.

Don't look her in the eyes, Newbie. She'll steal your soul.

I mean, you just can't. It's too much to ask yourself.

I mean, you just can't. It's too much to ask yourself.

I mean, you just can't. It's too much to ask yourself.

God, elevator. He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.

God, elevator. He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.

God, elevator. He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.

Sarcastic Quotes

— Where the hell have you been for the last few days?
— Deep-sea fishing.
— You hate fishing.
— Went with my buddies.
— You don't have any buddies.

- Where the hell have you been for the last few days?
- Deep-sea fishing.
- You hate fishing.
- Went with my buddies.
- You don't have any buddies.

- Where the hell have you been for the last few days?
- Deep-sea fishing.
- You hate fishing.
- Went with my buddies.
- You don't have any buddies.

Sarcastic Quotes

Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest? If you're a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest? If you're a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest? If you're a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

Sarcastic Quotes

— Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea. Do you think that's interesting enough to present to Dr Kelso?
— I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you. So head to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of «Who Gives a Rat's Ass»?

- Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea. Do you think that's interesting enough to present to Dr Kelso?
- I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you. So head to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of «Who Gives a Rat's Ass»?

- Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea. Do you think that's interesting enough to present to Dr Kelso?
- I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you. So head to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of «Who Gives a Rat's Ass»?

— OK. I'm Dr Cox. This is my Gal Friday. She'll help me to take care of you. But before we get underway, we need you to ease up on the yakety-yak.
— Drop the macho act now. They're gone.
— Act-schmact. The lips stay zipped.
— Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing.
— We're not.
— Well, aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.
— Careful there, sweetcheeks. I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet.

- OK. I'm Dr Cox. This is my Gal Friday. She'll help me to take care of you. But before we get underway, we need you to ease up on the yakety-yak.
- Drop the macho act now. They're gone.
- Act-schmact. The lips stay zipped.
- Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing.
- We're not.
- Well, aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.
- Careful there, sweetcheeks. I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet.

- OK. I'm Dr Cox. This is my Gal Friday. She'll help me to take care of you. But before we get underway, we need you to ease up on the yakety-yak.
- Drop the macho act now. They're gone.
- Act-schmact. The lips stay zipped.
- Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing.
- We're not.
- Well, aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.
- Careful there, sweetcheeks. I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet.

Hey, Bob, as far as the whole intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought, but I'm afraid I'm gonna politely have to tell you to blow it out your ass.

Hey, Bob, as far as the whole intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought, but I'm afraid I'm gonna politely have to tell you to blow it out your ass.

Hey, Bob, as far as the whole intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought, but I'm afraid I'm gonna politely have to tell you to blow it out your ass.

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