— Lose something?
— No, why? Did you take something?
— No.
— What'd you take?
— Nothing.
— What'd you take?
— Don't do that annoying thing.
— What annoying thing?
— When you talk.
— Come on.
— Does that not drive you crazy?
— You get used to it.
It's always easy to treat the nice ones nice, isn't it? But your drug addicts, your child abusers, your garden-variety jerks...
Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient. Of course, if the patient is deceased, and you're sure, you can feel free to tell him or her anything.
The tension actually hurts, You have to break it, Say something, Anything! Banana hammock!
Bottom line is couples that are right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else. But the big difference is, they don't let it take 'em down. One of those two people will fight for that relationship every time, if it's right and they're real lucky.
— I don't wanna give my two cents but if you do want my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you're an incredible pain and every time I see your Kewpie-Doll face it just makes me want
to pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life that you've wasted fall out.
— Now laugh.
— What?
— Laugh so that she doesn't think l'm yelling at you.
Kelso's not just some harmless guy pushing my buttons, Carla. He's a pod person.
— What are you gonna do, take a swing at me?
— Maybe.
— Well, if you do, I'd better die. Because if I don't, I will be coming for you. Good cake today.