— ... I didn't bail on you. I got arrested.
— Oh, and here I thought you were just a jerk. Turns out you're also a criminal!
— I didn't even do anything. The charges were dropped. So let it go.
— Don't.
— Then what do you want from me?
— Nothing. I've seen red flags from you ever since I met you. In fact, you look like Communist China!
— What the hell am I doing here? It's like talking to a brick wall. You make up your mind, and that's that!
— Don't turn this around on me. I didn't do anything wrong.
— Oh, of course not. You're perfect.
— I am not.
— Have fun up here in your perfect world all by your perfect self.