Rachel Green – Character Quotes

— We've just finished Thanksgiving dinner. I have... And I remember this part vividly. A mouthful of pumpkin pie. And this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
— Oh, my God.
— It's very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

— Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish?
— Then you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

— What you guys don't understand is... for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
— Yeah, right.
— ...
— You serious?
— Oh, yeah.
— Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
— Yeah, I think, for us... kissing is pretty much like an opening act. I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through... before Pink Floyd comes out.
— Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.

Phoebe Buffay: — What's wrong? Why so scrunchie?
Rachel Green: — My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross Geller: — That guy, he burns me up.

You have to make it a theme wedding. And the theme could be: "Look How Much Money We've Got!"

— Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.
— That is amazing.
— Congratulations. While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something...

Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. And it was totally... not worth it. What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money?

Well, then I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.

— Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart but you're the only person I know in the city.
— Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
— Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

— Ben just said hi!
— What?
— Ben just said hi!
— What, the word "hi"?
— No, my Uncle Hi.

— Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?
— Yeah. Maybe.
— Okay. Okay, maybe I will.

— Is this, uh, mistletoe?
— No, uh, that... That is basil.
— Yeah. If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
— No, it's still basil.

Phoebe Buffay: — If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace... no hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross Geller: — Well, see, you took mine. What about you?
Chandler Bing: — If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel Green: — There's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

— I wonder if I did the right thing, giving him away.
— Ross, you had to. He was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbie who will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

— Vince is a fireman.
— Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building?
— Ninety-eight hot saves. Highest on the force.
— If Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 100.