Oh, no, I have to go, because I'm late for my, um... Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um, tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train."
Now Grandma's a person
Who everyone likes
She bought you a train
And a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't
Been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her
She looked so much thinner
Now your mom and your dad said
She moved to Peru
But the truth is she died
And someday you will too
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
— Hey, Mon, what is this?
— Oh, um... That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
— Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains.
— And there's $500 extra in my account.
— Satan's minions at work again!
— "Heating device."
— Radiator.
— Five letters.
— "Rdtor."
— Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
— Oh, my God! You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
— We haven't known each other for that long a time. And, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world.
— Okay. Thanks, Pheebs. Mm, my God. Why have I never tasted these before?
— Oh, I don't make them a lot... because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.
— Hello, people who do not live here.
— Hi.
— I gave you a key for emergencies.
— We were out of Doritos.
— Have you told him how you feel?
— Yes. Not out loud.
— You guys? Do you know anything about chicks?
— Fowl? No. Women? No.