— Is that a hickey?
— Oh, no, I just... I fell down.
— On someone's lips?
— Hello, people who do not live here.
— Hi.
— I gave you a key for emergencies.
— We were out of Doritos.
Chandler Bing: — I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... and I realize I'm totally naked.
Monica Geller: — I've had that dream.
Chandler Bing: — Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... there.
Joey Tribbiani: — Instead of...
Chandler Bing: — That's right!
Joey Tribbiani: — That one, I've never had.
Chandler Bing: — No. All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
Just be yourself... but not too much.
— Hey, Mon, what is this?
— Oh, um... That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
— Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains.
— I heard that.
— Well, I said it loud.
— Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
— Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... who my parents actually preferred.
— My brother's going through that. He's such a mess. How did you get through it?
— He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her...
— Leg?
— Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate. You know, someplace nice.
— Someplace nice.
— How much you think I can get for my kidney?