Hey, champ! What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
— Sir, l have to say, I'm offended.
— Oh, no. Now I have to go buy flowers to make it right.
— That was what I said this morning.
— Yeah, it sounded familiar.
I just came to check on my favourite patient. I must have the wrong room.
— Hey... That's a nice jacket, Ted. What is it, wool?
— It's a poly-nylon blend do you really like it?
— No. Bathroom's just put of paper towels.
Are you on call tonight or will you be busy fighting Superman? You look like Lex Luthor.