— Who makes all these?
— I do. And I practise with them three hours a day.
— You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
— Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
— Yeah, sure.
— By someone besides Monica?
— No.
I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.
Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night… then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
— You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.
— Cruel is a matter of perspective.
— I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.
— You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded. 45 here. You got pimples.
— I see my ship. Right there.
— Can't spot it. Must be a tiny little thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.
— A blowjob from you?
— Well, something tells me, it's not gonna suck itself, Hank.