Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets – Movie Quotes

— Why are you wearing glasses?
— I... I am reading.
— Reading? I didn't know you could read.

— This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey house and back last night.
— Did you now! How'd it go?! I... I mean... That was verywrong, boys.

— What are you doing?
— You heard Hagrid. Follow the spiders.
— They're heading into the Dark Forest.
— Why spiders. Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies'?

— My wand! Look at my wand!
— Be thankful it's not your neck.

Oh, Harry... if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.

— Ah. Yes. Well, that can sometimes happen. The point is, the bones are no longer broken.
— Brok'n? He doesn't 'ave any bones at all!

Celebrity is as celebrity does.

— You first.
— Now, boys. What good will it do?
— A bloody lot of good if it's a two-hundred-foot drop onto jagged rocks.

You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who... ask for it.

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

— What's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it.
— We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Lucius.