How to Lose Friends & Alienate People – Movie Quotes

— I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
— I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.

You don't know who anyone is. You thought Brad Pitt was a cave in Yorkshire.

Con Air. It's got everything, hasn't it? You know, you've got Malkovich for your acting chops, you got Nicky Cage for your action, Steve Buscemi for your comedy, John Cusack for the gays. Right? It's like a smorgasbord, isn't it?

— I'm a vegetarian.
— I'm with you on that one. I won't eat anything with eyebrows.

— Is Anna fat?
— Not at all. Why, she's so thin I could take her little spindly body and snap her over my knee like a dry fucking twig.