Vegetarianism Quotes

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— Some woodcock?
— No, thank you, I'm a fruitarian.
— What is a fruitarian exactly?
— Well, we believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bush. That are, in fact, dead already.
— Oh, right. Right. So, these carrots...
— Have been murdered, yes.
— Murdered? Gosh, poor old carrots. That's beastly.

William: — So, what do you think? Good move?
Honey: — Yeah, good move. I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella: — Good decision, yeah. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William: — Tones, what do you reckon?
Tony:Never met her, never want to.
William: — Brilliant. Max?
Max: — Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William:Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike: — I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey: — William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: — You daft prick.
Honey: — No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible.