— Some woodcock?
— No, thank you, I'm a fruitarian.
— What is a fruitarian exactly?
— Well, we believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bush. That are, in fact, dead already.
— Oh, right. Right. So, these carrots...
— Have been murdered, yes.
— Murdered? Gosh, poor old carrots. That's beastly.
— I'm a vegetarian.
— I'm with you on that one. I won't eat anything with eyebrows.
You know what vegan chicken and rice is?! It's rice!
I am a stronger follower of Veganism by principle, not just because of moral and aesthetic reasons. I truly believe in a Vegetarian lifestyle and I have faith and hopes in change in human destiny, thanks to the physical effects and benefits of a healthier diet and its influence on the character of the people. It will bring about some benefit and improvement to human society.
I would not question the sincerity of vegetarians who take little interest in Animal Liberation because they give priority to other causes; but when nonvegetarians say that "human problems come first" I cannot help wondering what exactly it is that they are doing for human beings that compels them to continue to support the wasteful, ruthless exploitation of farm animals.
If modern civilization man had to kill the animals he eats, the number of vegetarians would rise astronomically.
William: — So, what do you think? Good move?
Honey: — Yeah, good move. I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella: — Good decision, yeah. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William: — Tones, what do you reckon?
Tony: — Never met her, never want to.
William: — Brilliant. Max?
Max: — Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William: — Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike: — I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey: — William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: — You daft prick.
Honey: — No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible.