— Are we there yet?
— No.
— Are we there yet?
— Not yet.
— OK, are we there yet?
— No.
— Are we there yet?
— No!
— Really?
— No!
Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.
Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.
— Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at.
— Well, hookers and Spider-man.