Donkey – Character Quotes

— Are we there yet?
— No.
— Are we there yet?
— Not yet.
— OK, are we there yet?
— No.
— Are we there yet?
— No!
— Really?
— No!

— Hi, Princess!
— It talks!
— Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

— Face it, Donkey! We're lost.
— We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly. "Head to the darkest part of the woods... Past the sinister trees with scary-looking branches."

— So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
— Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
— I was talking about the dragon, Shrek.

— I got to go to the bathroom.
— Dinner is served!
— Never mind. I can hold it.

— Shrek?
— For you, baby, I could be.
— Yeah, you wish.

— What's your problem? What you got against the whole world?
— I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go: «Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!» They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.

— Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
— Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.
— The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
— What makes you think she'll be there?
— I read it in a book once.
— Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.

— Donkey, keep watch.
— Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch. I'll watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside.

— And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?
— I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.

All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge!