— Are we there yet?
— No.
— Are we there yet?
— Not yet.
— OK, are we there yet?
— No.
— Are we there yet?
— No!
— Really?
— No!
— Face it, Donkey! We're lost.
— We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly. "Head to the darkest part of the woods... Past the sinister trees with scary-looking branches."
— Donkey, keep watch.
— Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch. I'll watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside.
— I got to get out of here! You can't lock us up like this! Let me go! What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the
right to remain silent!
— You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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