— Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony? — Because she stopped loving me. — I don't love you either, so give me a moped. The SimpsonsHomer SimpsonBart Simpson Season 8 Episode 3 Funny QuotesPresents Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-running, but not to help. HannibalMason Verger Share 4 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
If you kept the small rules, you could break the big ones. George Orwell1984Rules Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Whatever bears affinity to cunning is despicable. Jane OstinPride & Prejudice Mr Darcy Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
To beguile the time, Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue; look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under it. William ShakespeareMacbethLady MacbethPretenseLie Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed. WednesdayWednesday Addams Season 1 Episode 1 Combat, FightingSayings Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
And while the wealthy cheat we're on our hands and knees. Our Last NightVoicesWealth Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark. SlidersProfessor Maximilian Arturo Season 1 Episode 4 EnglandReasonsIrony Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— By the way, why did you kiss me? — I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time. The Mummy (1999)Evelyn O'ConnellRichard «Rick» O'ConnellIronic QuotesHooliganism Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
There's a headwind. The sun has just begun to rise. Good hunting conditions. 9. aprilPrivate KoldingTrapsEnemyWarHuman, People Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
The weak in courage is strong in cunning. William BlakeThe Marriage of Heaven and HellStrengthCourageCowardice Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
I see you've turned your shame into an asset. Johnny MnemonicTakahashiSarcastic QuotesShameBenefitLimitations Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake