— Mom, are those rabbits dead?
— No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping... upside down... and inside out.
— Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
— What are we gonna have?
— Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
— What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
— Poison pizza.
— Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.
— Well at least I went down like a man.
You look like a Malaysian transsexual.
— She was looking at Nelson!
— Lisa likes Nelson!
— She does not!
— Milhouse likes Lisa!
— He does not!
— Janey likes Milhouse!
— She does not!
— Uter likes Milhouse.
— *Nobody* likes Milhouse!
— See that fat lady with the moustache? That's you.
— See that hippo rolling in dung? You're the dung.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!