Don't bother with the flattery. I'm immune.
— Who's shouting?
— I'm watching a Jackie Chan film.
Well, I have got your money
And you'll never see it
And your fly's still open
I made you look
— I swear on the head of my wife, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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02:01:35,872 —> 02:01:37,874
IZZY: You haven't...
You ain't got a wife!
“Now you’re lying, Dandelion.’
‘Not lying, just embellishing, and there’s a difference.”
— The choice is clear. The Orient 620. The American made car, for American made drivers.
— See, that's a lie. Orient engins are made in Japan.
— Guilt Signal. The movie everyone's talking about.
— That's another lie. We're not talking about it.
— We're the United State's Post Office. We care.
— Oh, that's the biggest wopper of all!
All right, all right, let's do it again. The man jumped into the hole with an initial speed of zero kilometers. And he was in it for two days. Naturally, with a free fall acceleration of 9.8 meters per second squared, right? Two days later he fell to the bottom. How long will it take a person to get out of the pit, provided that he climbs the stairs at a speed of a meter per second?
— Tell us how you cut him.
— Hey, I ain't cut him with no knife, man.
— But you told me last night you cut the dude.
— It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.
<...>
— I mean, you beating up on a man, you putting a man in the hospital. How come I don't see no marks on you?
— Yeah.
— 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right? Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.
— Police. We've had some complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
— Oh, I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.
— You were in Nam? So were we. Where?
— I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong. I was all over that place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
— What unit were you in?
— I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush-hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
— Airborne, huh?
— I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs. I have... Oh shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus, praise Jesus.
