Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
Joey Tribbiani: — All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints! Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.
Ross Geller: — See, but I don't want to be single, okay? I just wanna be married again.
Chandler Bing: — And I just want a million dollars!
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.
— Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
— Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
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