— Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
— Batman?
— No, he's a scientist.
— Batman's a scientist.
— It's not Batman!
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.
Please there's gotta be something else I can do. Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks. I can't do it next week.
What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.