— I’m sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town. — Maybe we should move to a larger community. Homer SimpsonMarge Simpson Season 1 Episode 4 Funny QuotesFamily Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
And you something, folks? As ridiculous this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's g-sting. Homer Simpson Season 1 Episode 10 LoveWivesMarriage Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold. — You know where my keys are? — No, I'm talking about your breakfast. Homer SimpsonBart Simpson Season 1 Episode 6 Ironic QuotesFood Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake