— Who's a whore?
— That'd be me, sir.
I would give her a shot, Perry, but this... is scotch, and I'm all Hasselhoffed out.
Elliot Reid: — Anyway, I know it's hard to believe, but when I first got to college, I was a little bit of a...
J. D.: — Dork?
Carla Espinosa: — Geek?
Bob Kelso: — Good-time Sally who gave it away for free?
If crying worked on me, my wife would have her own car by now.
Dr. Dorian, Do you not realize that you're nothing more than a large pair of scrubs to me? For God's sake, the only reason I carry this chart around is so I can pretend to remember your damn names.