Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
— Hey, Uncle Scar. When I'm king, what'll that make you?
— A monkey's uncle.
— Simba, you have forgotten me.
— No. How could I?
— You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life.
— How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
— Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember who you are. Remember.
— Gee, sorry for being born.
— I've been waiting so long to hear that!
Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens.
— Who are you?
— I`m Saint Lucas, and this is Moses the Prophet.