Religion Quotes

Man 1: Hello, we were wondering whether we could talk to you about Jesus?
Bernard: Great! Come in!
Man 1: What?
Bernard: I'd love to hear about Jesus, what's he up to now? Come on, come on in.
Man 1: Er... are you sure?
Bernard: Yes, in, in, come in!
Man 2: It's a trick!
Man 1: It's just... generally people don't say yes.
Bernard: Well, I'm not people! Come on in, let's talk beliefs!

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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

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By the word "religion" I've seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination... be called the will of god. I've seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action... and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. And goodness... what god desires is here and here.

By the word "religion" I've seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination... be called the will of god. I've seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action... and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. And goodness... what god desires is here and here.
By the word "religion" I've seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination... be called the will of god. I've seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action... and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. And goodness... what god desires is here and here.
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