Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And these are... fuck me, absolutely enormous panties!
You know, you only have a date with destiny tonight, my dear, and you must be prepared to be dressed as pretty as possible.
As long as I have one ass instead of two, I'll wear what I like... if t hat's all right with you?
Let me teach you a trick. If you look people in the eye, they'll never notice what you're wearing.
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair — ew — and cover it up with a backwards cap and we're supposed to swoon? I don't think so.
— Are you a mod or a rocker?
— I'm a mocker.
— This is... impossible.
— Those pyjamas are impossible. This happened.
There could be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is.