Cher Wolowitz – Character Quotes

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair — ew — and cover it up with a backwards cap and we're supposed to swoon? I don't think so.

Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

— Would you call me selfish?
— No, not to your face.

— What the hell is that?
— A dress.
— Says who?
— Calvin Klein.

— Do you know what time it is?
— A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

— “Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade.” That! Did you write that?
— Duh! It’s like, a famous quote.
— From where?
— Cliff's Notes.