Barney Stinson: — So how'd it all go down between you and Bilson?
Marshall Eriksen: — Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees.
Barney Stinson: — Hit him with a chair?
Marshall Eriksen: — Yep.
Legen...waiting for it...dary!
What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?! Right? Brad Pitt... Seven? Nothing? Yeah, I'm the jerk.
— No, it's not an adventure, it's a mistake!
— Okay, yes, it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake, and look back, and say, "Yep. That was a mistake."
So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not.
— I dunno, you said mistake a lot.
— Whatcha doing?
— A rain dance.
— Dude, that's not a rain dance, that's a fat kid with a bee in his pants.
— It was a cockamouse!
— What?
— Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies cha-cha?
— Like tonight, we're tasting all these different wines, pairing them up with these cool, gourmet cheeses.
— Wow. Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay.
— Why are you sleeping in our tub?
— The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling.