Barney Stinson: — So how'd it all go down between you and Bilson?
Marshall Eriksen: — Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees.
Barney Stinson: — Hit him with a chair?
Marshall Eriksen: — Yep.
— Like tonight, we're tasting all these different wines, pairing them up with these cool, gourmet cheeses.
— Wow. Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay.
— It was a cockamouse!
— What?
— Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies cha-cha?