— No, it's not an adventure, it's a mistake!
— Okay, yes, it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake, and look back, and say, "Yep. That was a mistake."
So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not.
— I dunno, you said mistake a lot.
— It was a cockamouse!
— What?
— Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies cha-cha?
— Lily, since I stopped dating Robin, there's this thing I haven't used as much as I would like. It's kind of big. Surprisingly heavy. Kind of leathery. And it's black.
— Huh?
— This, my friends, is the playbook!
— He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!
— He's exactly like Barney.
— That's what I just said.