Barney Stinson: — So how'd it all go down between you and Bilson?
Marshall Eriksen: — Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees.
Barney Stinson: — Hit him with a chair?
Marshall Eriksen: — Yep.
The only difference between my life and porn is my life has better lighting.
We wait three days to call a woman. Because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
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