— No, it's not an adventure, it's a mistake!
— Okay, yes, it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake, and look back, and say, "Yep. That was a mistake."
So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not.
— I dunno, you said mistake a lot.
— Whatcha doing?
— A rain dance.
— Dude, that's not a rain dance, that's a fat kid with a bee in his pants.
— Why are you sleeping in our tub?
— The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling.
— What? We're under oath.
— No, we're not. Do you even know what an oath is?
— Uh, yeah. Courthouse. We're under it.