I still can not believe you're engaged. Just because it's happening so fast. Not because you're a loser.
— You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
— I am a good kisser.
— Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.
— All right, Chandler, do something. Come on, do something.
— I am. I'm ignoring you.
— Are you all right?
— It's just us getting along is difficult for him... because he doesn't like me.
— Come on. That's... It's true.
— No. No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross.
— Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross.
— She's pretty! Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty She's pretty.
— Go ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?
— I could die.
— Hey, that's the day after I start menstruating!
— This isn't mine.
— Okay, Ross, Ross, Ross. You're gonna wanna stay away from that guy and that guy and that one. Dude, they're all huge.
— They don't look any bigger than me.
— That's because you're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
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