— Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
— Yeah, it's beautiful.
Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
— Um, you got a minute?
— Um, yeah, I'm just working.
— When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
— You what?
— I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
— Define "fun."
— Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
— And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
— Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh."
— That's probably what they'll say.
— I'd like that.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.
— Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
— Oh, my God! You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
— Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
— Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
— I don't know what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
— Just say what you feel, Joey.
— Marcel, I'm hungry.