— "Heating device."
— Radiator.
— Five letters.
— "Rdtor."
— Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
— He could hear me.
— The door's closed. I can't see anything with the door closed.
— And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
You know what they say: Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
— You don't believe in gravity?
— Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it. Lately I get the feeling that... I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
— Phoebe? Do you have a plan?
— I don't even have a "pla."
— I got a leg, three breasts and a wing.
— How do you find clothes that fit?
— Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
— Yeah, it's beautiful.
You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Lovely girl. Kind of moody.
Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.