— Hi, Tony, can I call you back? That's, uh... That's my sister's boyfriend.
— Give me that. Okay. Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place? Hi, Mom.
— Um, you got a minute?
— Um, yeah, I'm just working.
— You guys? Do you know anything about chicks?
— Fowl? No. Women? No.
A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician?
— Wait. What am I gonna do?
— You? You go long.
— Well, how long?
— Until we start to look very small.
— Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
— Oh, my God! You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
— Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
— Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
— I got you something.
— What's this?
— Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
— I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... if you want me for the whole night.