Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling, blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy...
I'm a little doormat,
I sit and I stay.
Let people use me
every single day.
Perry! I didn't freak out 'cause you and I are two very independent people in a relationship and we don't always share our feelings. I didn't get angry because I'm not surprised. Do I wish it were different? Sometimes. But, whatever you and I have is working, so I guess I just have to live with it.
— Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
— If I have to stay here and listen to this crap, I'll need a stronger drink.
— I hate you.
— I hate you too.
— Fair enough.
— Oh, that's nice. I'm going home.
— No, no, you're not.
— Bye-bye.
— Jordan, your water just broke.
— This kid's annoying me already.
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