— Hey, where did you get this? [Takes the ID card] Detective Inspector Lestrade?
— Yeah. I pickpocket him when he's annoying. You can keep that one, I've got plenty at the flat.
I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots and some cabbages. And then those empty bags of potatoes we left in last week, and then, the mushrooms, the week before! Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over reacting!
— You ripped off a cement truck?
— I'll give it back.
— All right, gypsy. Where'd ya get the money?
— For your information, I earned it.
— Gypsies don't earn money.
— They steal it.
— You'd know a lot about stealing.
— It's called stealing.
— You and my brother call it 'borrowed'.
— So, you been in jail? Do you ever feel bad about what you do?
— Everyone steals, Leslie. Some people admit it to themselves, some don't. It's what human beings do. That's why we invented locks. You think the people in these houses feel bad? Their grandparents and their great grandparents, they're the ones who got their hands dirty.
— I just mean, how do you sleep at night?
— I don't drink coffee after 7:00.
— It's compatible. You can be poor and a thief.
— And rich and honest, my dear.
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