— Did you do her up the arse?
— Where else is there? Pussy's for faggots.
— Is it your first time?
— No. I've imagined it many times.
Chicks, ah? They're all soft and cuddly, but you'll never get to be with one.
Um, babies are not getting made tonight, not here on company property.
Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.