Scott Pilgrim – Character Quotes

— You know what really sucks?
— What?
— Everything...

— If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
— Lesbian?
— The other L-word.
— Lesbians?

I don't think I can hit a girl. They're... soft.

— What kind of tea do you want?
— There's more than one kind?
— We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... Earl Grey.
— Did you make some of those up?

— Is she gonna geek out on us?
— She'll just sit in the corner, man.
— I mean, I want her to geek out on us.
— She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.

I'm in lesbians with you!

Stacey: 17-year-old? Scandal.
Scott: Who told you.
Stacey: Wallace, duh.
Scott: That gossipy bitch.
Wallace: [on the phone listening] You know me.

— You don't remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day.
— Were you the Pac-Man guy?
— No. Not even. That was some total ass. I was the other guy.

If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?

I have to go pee due to boredom.

— You have a band?
— Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

— Guess who's drunk!
— I guess Wallace.
— You guess right!

"I gotta pee". "Who, her?" I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.

— Level with me... did we suck?
— I don't know... did you?

Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.