— Dr. Venkman... would you please tell the court why it is that you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of First Avenue.
— Well, there's so many holes in First Avenue we really didn't think anyone would notice.
You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run wondering what the road will think of your outfit. You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend they're funny in order to run on it. It would not be easier to run if you dressed sexier. The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick. Does not care how old you are. You do not feel uncomfortable because you make more money than the road. And you can call on the road... whenever you feel like it. Whether it's been a day... or even a couple of hours since your last date. The only thing the road cares about, is that you... pay it a visit once in a while. Nike. No games...
No games, just sports.