Joke Quotes

21 quotes

— We`re going to the realm of monsters?
— We? No. Me. You are gonna stay here with the other chicken. That`s what i`m talking about. Gimme some. Come on! That was a good one. How do you not get it? I called her a chicken, there`s a chicken on the boat. I know she`s human, but that`s not the... You know what? Forget it. Forget it! I`m not explaining it to you. Cause then it`s not funny.

You can do it!

Until the break of dawn!
Life-life сannot go by the letter
Time-time, prozac can make it better
Noise-noise, any kind will do,
Can you feel it slip away
When it's all on you?

Crime-crime, rocking like Janet Reno
Time-time, eighteen and life in Chino
Freud, Freud, all along it's true
Well you'll see there comes a day
Catches up to you, yeah...