— Maui, shapeshifter demigod of the wind and sea! I am Moana of...
— Hero of man.
— What?
— It`s actually, Maui, shapeshifter demigod of the wind and sea, hero of man. I interrupted. From the top. Hero of man. Go.
— I am...
— Sorry, sorry, sorry. And women. Men and women. Both. All. Not a guy, girl thing. You know, Maui is a hero to all. You`re doing great.
— I wasn`t born a demigod. I had human parents. They took one look and decided they did not want me. They threw me into the sea... like i was nothing. Somehow, i was found by the gods. They gave me the hook. They made me Maui. And back to the humans i went. I gave them islands, fire, coconuts. Anything they could ever want.
— You took the heart for them. You did everything for them so they`d love you.
— It was never enough.
— We`re going to the realm of monsters?
— We? No. Me. You are gonna stay here with the other chicken. That`s what i`m talking about. Gimme some. Come on! That was a good one. How do you not get it? I called her a chicken, there`s a chicken on the boat. I know she`s human, but that`s not the... You know what? Forget it. Forget it! I`m not explaining it to you. Cause then it`s not funny.
— Hey, i`m just trying to understand why your people decided to send... How do i phrase this? You.
— My people didn`t send me. The ocean did.
— The ocean? Makes sense. You`re what, eight? Can`t sail. Obvious choise!
— It chose me for a reason.
— If the ocean`s so smart why didn`t it just take the heart back to Te Fiti itself? Or bring me my hook? The ocean`s straight up kooky-dooks!