— What is your nationality?
— I'm a drunkard.
— And that makes Rick a citizen of the world.
This is what I got going for the party liquor-wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ah. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like Thanksgiving at home.
Sex and alcohol. Fuels the desire kills the performance, according to the Bard.
Alone and embarrassed... I decided to get roaring...drunk.
I would give her a shot, Perry, but this... is scotch, and I'm all Hasselhoffed out.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
More tequila. More love. More anything. More is better.
— They say they're going to repeal prohibition. What will you do then?
— I think I'll have a drink.
— Is mommy drunk, daddy?
— No, no, she's just got a little migraine. A little Chardonnay migraine.