I think you've got the makings of being a really good cop, Jason. And you know why? Because deep down you're a decent man. I know you don't think I think that, but I do, dipshit. I do think you're too angry, though. And I know it's all since your dad died and you had to go look after your mom and all. But as long as you hold on to so much hate, then I don't think you're ever gonna become... what I know you wanna become. A detective. Because you know what you need to become a detective? And I know you're gonna wince when I say this... But what you need to become a detective... is love. Fuck 'em. Because through love comes calm, and through calm comes thought. And you need thought to detect stuff sometimes, Jason. It's kinda all you need. You don't even need a gun. And you definitely don't need hate. Hate never solved nothing. But calm did. And thought did. Try it. Try it just for a change. No one will think you're gay. And if they do, arrest them for homophobia. Won't they be surprised?
— Is mommy drunk, daddy?
— No, no, she's just got a little migraine. A little Chardonnay migraine.
Mildred Hayes: — Hey, fuckhead!
Jason Dixon: — What?
Cedric Connolly: — Don't say, "What," Dixon, when she comes in calling you a fuckhead!
— I'm sorry I got your hopes up.
— Well, that's all right. That's all right. At least I had a day of hoping, and that's more than I've had for a while.
— What happened to your hand, Officer Dixon?
— Oh, I just kinda... banged it up a little bit while I was throwing some guy out a fucking window. You know, the usual.
— Oh, yeah? They never taught me that one at the academy.
— Which fucking academy you go to?
— How are things coming along on that Angela Hayes case?
— How's things coming along on the mind-your-own-fucking-business case?
— How are things coming along on the hand me your gun and your badge?
— What? Huh?
— Hand me your gun and your badge.
I guess you can't be too picky about who your friends are these days, huh?
— What the hell is this?... Hey, you. What the fuck is this?
— What the fuck is what?
— This! This [pointing at the billboard]
— Advertising, I guess.
— Advertising what?
— Something obscure?
— How much these billboards cost?
— About the same as a tractor-trailer.
This is not a case of, "I came in this world alone "and I'm going out of it alone," or anything dumb like that. I did not come in this world alone, my mom was there. And I am not going out of it alone, 'cause you are there, drunk on the couch, making Oscar Wilde cock jokes.