Ladies and Gentlemen. If there are any questions you may direct them to that brick wall over there! President Lindberg Season 1 Episode 6 Share 5 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Mr. Herbert Garrison Season 1 Episode 9 StupidityQuestions Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place. Stan Marsh Season 1 Episode 6 ParentsChildren Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Damnit! We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! Eric Cartman Season 1 Episode 7 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Screw you guys, I'm going home! Eric Cartman Season 1 Episode 9 Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
After all, hunting sober is like fishing sober. Jimbo Kern Season 1 Episode 4 Alcohol (drug)BeerTourism Share 3 comments Copy quote Report a mistake