— Sir, l have to say, I'm offended.
— Oh, no. Now I have to go buy flowers to make it right.
— I'm assuming, since you already took everything else, that you're here for my self-respect, but there's bad news on that one, sweetcheeks. I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you.
— I wouldn't have room for it, what with your testicles in my trophy case.
— Holy cow. Who's better? You got me by the short hairs.
I guess Turk was right after all, Miracles do happen, I think you just have to be willing to look for them.
How am I supposed to believe in someone that's gonna let innocent people suffer?
The tension actually hurts, You have to break it, Say something, Anything! Banana hammock!
Gosh, Marjorie, aren't you sassy today? Did Santa finally bring you that Y-chromosome you always wanted?