— What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
— "Be kind to each other."
— Oh, yeah. That'll do it.
— You've lost the boy.
— WE've lost.
— A child has been lost.
— Still a demon, then?
— What kind a stupid question is that, "Still a demon"? What else am I going to be, an aardvark?
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.
Not very subtle of the Almighty, though. Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of high mountain? Or on the moon?
...unless they send out the Angel Gabriel now, they are toast! T-O-S-T-E. Toast.
— Ciao!
— What's that mean?
— "Ciao", it's Italian. It means "food".
— Was it always this easy?
— Easy?
— I keep planning complicated strategic strikes to spread misery and panic among the humans and just as I'm about to put one into motion, they come up with something themselves, which is so much worse than anything I could have thought of.
— Yeah, always this easy.
— We are here to lick some serious butt.
— "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.
— Why don't you wait inside? You like waiting inside.
— I don't think so. You've got an amnesiac Archangel hiding out in your bookshop. I spent last night worrying If he's going to wake up. What if he remembers who he is, what if he's faking it? He could smite me. When Gabriel smites you, you've been... Smited? Smut?
— Smitten. I believe.
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