— You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?
— No! Certainly not.
— You remember Jane Austen?
— I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I. The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work.
— She wrote books. Novels.
— Jane? Austen???
— Yes!
— Whoa, bit of a dark horse. Novels, eh?
— Yes. They were very good.
— Well. No, I'm just surprised, that's all. You think you know someone...
— Beelzebub's not happy with you.
— Oh, really? Beelzebub? Not happy? But they're always such a little ray of sunshine!
It's too late for that now, isn't it? It's always too late.
— You know... that was a very nice thing you did for me.
— Shut up.
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