β What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
β "Be kind to each other."
β Oh, yeah. That'll do it.
β You've lost the boy.
β WE've lost.
β A child has been lost.
β Still a demon, then?
β What kind a stupid question is that, "Still a demon"? What else am I going to be, an aardvark?
β We are here to lick some serious butt.
β "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.
β Why don't you wait inside? You like waiting inside.
β I don't think so. You've got an amnesiac Archangel hiding out in your bookshop. I spent last night worrying If he's going to wake up. What if he remembers who he is, what if he's faking it? He could smite me. When Gabriel smites you, you've been... Smited? Smut?
β Smitten. I believe.
β You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?
β No! Certainly not.
β You remember Jane Austen?
β I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I. The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work.
β She wrote books. Novels.
β Jane? Austen???
β Yes!
β Whoa, bit of a dark horse. Novels, eh?
β Yes. They were very good.
β Well. No, I'm just surprised, that's all. You think you know someone...
β You know... that was a very nice thing you did for me.
β Shut up.