— What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
— "Be kind to each other."
— Oh, yeah. That'll do it.
— You've lost the boy.
— WE've lost.
— A child has been lost.
— Still a demon, then?
— What kind a stupid question is that, "Still a demon"? What else am I going to be, an aardvark?
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.
Not very subtle of the Almighty, though. Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of high mountain? Or on the moon?
— Ciao!
— What's that mean?
— "Ciao", it's Italian. It means "food".
— We are here to lick some serious butt.
— "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.
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