— Have you guys eaten? Uh, Richard and I just finished, and we've got leftovers. Chicken and potatoes. What am I wearing? Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
— One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.
— Is that a hickey?
— Oh, no, I just... I fell down.
— On someone's lips?
Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
— Are you cool with this? I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
— I've never been lower or wetter.
— Okay, listen. I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you.
— No. You know, there's no need to make it up... How?
I can see that. A plate of brownies told me a limerick.
— This couch belongs to us.
— I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then we'll call the couch and we'll see who it comes to.
That's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grownups to cut it out.
Listen, can you guys speak up? It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice!
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